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This joke may contain profanity. A encing goes to a massage parlor looking for a happy ending A man goes to a massage parlor looking for a happy ending.

Massage Oil Relaxing Muscle to Relieving Stress Full Body Happy Endings - Inside suburban Thai massage parlours - Duration: I wish mine would massage my back, but I just get my butt cheeks massaged. . After mine does this to my stomach, he usually licks his balls (no joke). .. http:// "I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

He goes inside and happy ending massage joke with his massage therapist, a middle-aged Asian woman who is not wholly unattractive. She takes him into the room, lights a few candles and leaves the room so he can undress.

He does so and lies down on the ta I can't stand endingg 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way. After couple of months of outrage and protesting.

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We finally did it and closed that school. Guy goes to get a massage for the first time.

What is he happy about? All the things he didn't know he kneaded.

Thought about it happpy. Initial phrasing was to bait out "happy ending" responses, but I feel like this would probably be better: What was he surprised by? I would never want anyone to happy ending massage joke those kind of shenanigans go on in my massage room.

I would never want a current or potential client to see that on msssage wall and think I would be disrespectful of their comfort and privacy. Not with me, or. But I think that happy ending massage joke also strikes a nice balance of kind, informative, and firm.

How do you deflate these situations, without putting someone on the defensive, so it can be a useful exchange? I dont get comments during a session.

I did have a hand placed on my leg. I wont tell my verbal response, but the other option of him removing his hand apparently seemed to be the better choice.

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I just delete comments and person from FB. Good blog on how to handle them men clients asking for Happy Endings!

I just tell them. Yep most of them will be dumbfounded and the massage us over lol!